ALL BRINES ARE BASTARDS!

YOUR BALLS WHEN YOU BRINE YOUR CHICKEN (real):

Hello, and welcome to the #AllBrinesAreBastards Neocities website. We welcome you to learn about all of the risks and consequences that comes with brining your chicken.

REASONS NOT TO BRNE YOUR CHICKEN:

• waste of time
• gay
• millions of litres of milk is wasted per year on chicken

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